she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
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