Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
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That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
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Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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