why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
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She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
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And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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