wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
Randomize
