Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
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Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
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He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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