Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
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well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
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Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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