We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
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You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
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Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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