you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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