are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
After last night, I could never be a politician.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
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He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
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Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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