Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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