I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
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at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
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We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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