I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
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Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
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I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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