dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Randomize
