I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Randomize
