You're my little dorito
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
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