sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
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Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
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Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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