At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
it was like eating out sand paper
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
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