what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
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There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
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At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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