I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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