theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
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Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
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So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
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