I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
please come you make the beer taste better
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
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So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Boobs speak an international language.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
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I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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