just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
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I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
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Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?