your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
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Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
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I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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