are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
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I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
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My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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