i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
im about as happy as oj after his trial
they need to just BURY HIM!
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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