Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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