big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
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My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
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For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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