Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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