this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
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He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
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I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
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