There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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