We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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