Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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