Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
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you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
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You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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