i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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