God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Sext me about skeletons
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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