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• (815): View more from Illinois

  yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.

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• (716): View more from New York

  I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman

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  Best superhero ever to exist

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.

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