i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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