Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
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i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
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Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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