Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Gay?
German.
Pity.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
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