I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
NoShamevember. You game?
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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