ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
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