ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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