ugly people sure do ruin things
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
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Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
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His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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