You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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