think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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