A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I cut my penus on the lid.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
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He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
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We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
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