So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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