your thong is hanging out like whoa
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
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To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
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When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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