im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM