I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.