do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
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You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
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I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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