I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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