so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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