Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
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literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
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Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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