plz talk dirty to me
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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